Hank Hill Quotes: Great Quotations from King of the Hill

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  • Hank Hill: (talking to Bobby "Do you know how to start a man's heart with a downed power line?" Bobby: "No.")
    "...Well, theres really no wrong way to do it."
  • Hank Hill: (Talking to Bobby)
    The only reason why your nails should be black is because you hit them with a hammer.
  • Boomhauer: (Referring to his deaf date after Peggy asks about sign language)
    Dang ol she can't speak dang 'ol like we do man but dang 'ol tell you what man she speak the language of love man.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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