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  • Cotton Hill: I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?"
  • Luanne Platter: You know .. at the Beauty Academy, they teach that people aren't black .. or white, or yellow, or red ... but their hair can be.
  • Peggy Hill: You cannot make authentic guacamole out of lima beans and Ritz crackers.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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