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and all the other colorful characters you know and love from everyone's favorite Fox television show, King of the Hill.
Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
Kahn Souphanousinphone:(said to bobby when peggy tells him that she has no testicles) She bluffing, finish her!
Dale Gribble: What happens if my tee shot lands on a bird's back and he carries it out of bounds but then is attacked by a larger bird who grabs the ball and drops it in the hole? Is that still a hole in one? 'Cause that's how I'm gonna play it.
Dale Gribble:(talking about John Redcorn's Band) They've got a super boffo Bachman-Turner Overdrive meets Deep Purple versus ELO kind of sound.
King of the Hill Summary
King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.