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Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
  • Hank Hill: (on worker's compensation)
    Worker's comp? Do I look like a hobo to you? No, sir, I am not going on welfare.
  • Hank Hill: Maybe my father is Tom Landry. That would explain my strong chin and my love for the flex defense. I wonder if I would call him "dad" or "coach". Nah who am I kidding? I would call him "sir."
  • Hank Hill: Bobby, I want to give you this cup. It was made from the finest American steel ever to come out of Pittsburgh, PA.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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