Your source for the best, most comprehensive collection of memorable, amusing,
and pithy King of the Hill quotations from Hank Hill,
Peggy Hill,
Dale Gribble
and all the other colorful characters you know and love from everyone's favorite Fox television show, King of the Hill.
Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
Peggy Hill: I used to be one of the finest mothers in the state of Texas and now, now I can't even wipe a baby.
Hank Hill: Bobby I'm going to tell you to do two things I hope you never have to do again, tape the Cowboys game and fetch me an apron.
Hank Hill: Bobby, if you weren't my son I'd hug ya.
King of the Hill Summary
King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.