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Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
  • Hank Hill: If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you're drinking too much.
  • Dale Gribble: (to Hank)
    SHUT UP! I don't have time for your little problems. My gerbil screwed me.
  • Boomhauer: Boy, I tell you what, man, that dang ol' CK One, man, just like catnip.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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