Hank Hill Quotes: Great Quotations from King of the Hill

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Your source for the best, most comprehensive collection of memorable, amusing, and pithy King of the Hill quotations from Hank Hill, Peggy Hill, Dale Gribble and all the other colorful characters you know and love from everyone's favorite Fox television show, King of the Hill.

Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
  • Bobby Hill: I'm going to grow up without anyone to love, and die friendless and alone like Weird Al Yankovic.
  • Hank Hill: If you'd like to learn more about sexual education, don't! Nobody likes a know-it-all who sits around talking about their genitalia. Now, I think you might like this next show, The X-Files. I always thought it was some kind of porno, on account of the title, but turns out it's all about two young people who don't have sex. Now, that's entertainment!
  • Cotton Hill: Them tojos came at me faster than i could gut 'em ,so i had to gut 'em faster.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

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