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Your source for the best, most comprehensive collection of memorable, amusing, and pithy King of the Hill quotations from Hank Hill, Peggy Hill, Dale Gribble and all the other colorful characters you know and love from everyone's favorite Fox television show, King of the Hill.

Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
Hank Hill: (on worker's compensation)
Worker's comp? Do I look like a hobo to you? No, sir, I am not going on welfare.
Cotton Hill: Them tojos came at me faster than i could gut 'em ,so i had to gut 'em faster.
Luanne Platter: (after her beauty school exam)
Well, I passed lather, but I failed rinse...and then I failed repeat, because it includes rinse, which I don't think is very fair!

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

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