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Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
  • Cotton Hill: (After being arrested for Bobby burning down the church)
    If I can take a bullet for my grandson I will.. But no in the face- Its how I makes my livin'
  • Boomhauer: Boy, I tell you what, man, that dang ol' CK One, man, just like catnip.
  • Hank Hill: I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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