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Your source for the best, most comprehensive collection of memorable, amusing, and pithy King of the Hill quotations from Hank Hill, Peggy Hill, Dale Gribble and all the other colorful characters you know and love from everyone's favorite Fox television show, King of the Hill.

Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
Cotton Hill: Hey Hank's Wife, if you have an opinion to share, why don't you go in the kitchen and put it in a bunt cake.
Bill Dauterive: Just think, you'll be married to a woman who knows everything about sex. I never been with a woman like that, except of course bar girls. Not that Peggy's a bar girl, no, she just...knows what a bar girl...knows.
Bill Dauterive: Hank, guns have been around for years. If they were dangerous, I think someone would have said something.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

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