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  • Kahn Souphanousinphone: (said to bobby when peggy tells him that she has no testicles)
    She bluffing, finish her!
  • Dale Gribble: Whoa! Hold on, son! I want you to keep an open mind so you can make an informed decision! If you want, you can read a bloated government report on smoking, or go straight to the horse's mouth and get the facts from the tobacco industry.
  • Hank Hill: ((Speaking to Peggy about Kahn))
    I don't whisper every morning in his ear 'be a jerk'. That comes from within.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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