Your source for the best, most comprehensive collection of memorable, amusing,
and pithy King of the Hill quotations from Hank Hill,
Peggy Hill,
Dale Gribble
and all the other colorful characters you know and love from everyone's favorite Fox television show, King of the Hill.
Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
Dale Gribble: If all the children leave Arlen there will be no young to take care of our old. Our old will feed on our very old. Our very old who are not eaten will wish they had been...eaten.
Cotton Hill: C'mon grease monkey, Lets tango!
Cotton Hill:(eating turkey dressing at Thanksgiving) illie woman! Did you make this dressing?!? 'Cause it tastes like garbage!!!
King of the Hill Summary
King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.
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