Your source for the best, most comprehensive collection of memorable, amusing,
and pithy King of the Hill quotations from Hank Hill,
Peggy Hill,
Dale Gribble
and all the other colorful characters you know and love from everyone's favorite Fox television show, King of the Hill.
Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
Hank Hill:(After accidentally taking a hit off of a marijuana cigarette) Oh no my eyes are turning bloodshot, I'm going on a trip! I look like I'm doped out of my gourd!
Hank Hill: If Bobby doesn't love football, he won't lead a fulfilling life, and then he'll die.
Peggy Hill: Education is the sleeping pill that dreams are made of.
King of the Hill Summary
King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.