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Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
  • Luanne Platter: I can't live in a beer can uncle Hank! And I can't live in the trailer cause it's been tipped over!
  • Dale Gribble: If all the children leave Arlen there will be no young to take care of our old. Our old will feed on our very old. Our very old who are not eaten will wish they had been...eaten.
  • Hank Hill: (Speaking to Willie Nelson)
    I'm your biggest fan, sir. When I was a boy I worshiped you....and Jesus of course.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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