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Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
  • Hank Hill: You can't just pick and choose which laws to follow. Sure I'd like to tape a baseball game without the express written consent of major league baseball, but that's just not the way it works.
  • Luanne Platter: I can't live in a beer can uncle Hank! And I can't live in the trailer cause it's been tipped over!
  • Bobby Hill: There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad.... And there it goes.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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