Hank Hill Quotes: Great Quotations from King of the Hill

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  • Dale Gribble: Look how straight the lines are on the highway. A man could get highway hypnosis like that.
  • Dale Gribble: You and I may be acquainted but we are not traveling companions. I am merely here to enjoy Earth Day and play some hacky-sack.
  • Peggy Hill: You cannot make authentic guacamole out of lima beans and Ritz crackers.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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