Hank Hill Quotes: Great Quotations from King of the Hill

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Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
  • Dale Gribble: (pretending to be an environmentalist)
    Earth first. Make Mars our bitch.
  • Hank Hill: Bobby, you go pick something from the adventure section....anything about a boy with gumption should be fine.
  • Dale Gribble: Gun's don't kill people. The Government does.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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