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Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
  • Bobby Hill: (to Connie)
    Come on baby, why don't you come over tonight. I've got a new laser pointer.
  • Hank Hill: (Talking to Bobby)
    The only reason why your nails should be black is because you hit them with a hammer.
  • Hank Hill: I HAVE a sense of humor! I laugh at Tony Danza.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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