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Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
  • Hank Hill: I've had about enough of this Christmas crap!
  • Bill Dauterive: Just think, you'll be married to a woman who knows everything about sex. I never been with a woman like that, except of course bar girls. Not that Peggy's a bar girl, no, she just...knows what a bar girl...knows.
  • Dale Gribble: (talking to Hank about Hank and Peggy's 20th anniversary)
    20 years. If your marriage was a murderer it would be out by now.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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