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Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
  • Kahn Souphanousinphone: (said to bobby when peggy tells him that she has no testicles)
    She bluffing, finish her!
  • Dale Gribble: Look how straight the lines are on the highway. A man could get highway hypnosis like that.
  • Hank Hill: A poodle? Why don't you just get me a cat and a sex change operation?

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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