Hank Hill Quotes: Great Quotations from King of the Hill

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Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
  • Dale Gribble: TV sets are getting smaller and smaller, and bigger and bigger. Soon the medium-sized set will be a thing of the past.
  • Bobby Hill: Oh! Spoons! Can I assume the potatoes will be mashed tonight?
  • Hank Hill: (to Dale Gribble, after Hank thought Dale had died from ant bites)
    You gave your life to save my son. I guess that makes us even for you ruinin' my lawn. What am I saying? Of course, it makes us even!

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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