Hank Hill Quotes: Great Quotations from King of the Hill

Welcome to Hank Hill Quotes

Your source for the best, most comprehensive collection of memorable, amusing, and pithy King of the Hill quotations from Hank Hill, Peggy Hill, Dale Gribble and all the other colorful characters you know and love from everyone's favorite Fox television show, King of the Hill.

Search for your favorite King of the Hill quote:
Just type one or more words from the quotation.
Example: guns

Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
  • Dale Gribble: ... sounds like helicopters. UN helicopters.
  • Cotton Hill: (on eating rats while in a Japanese POW camp)
    I kept the last one alive so I could eat his droppings. Called it jungle rice. Tasted fine.
  • Bill Dauterive: Just think, you'll be married to a woman who knows everything about sex. I never been with a woman like that, except of course bar girls. Not that Peggy's a bar girl, no, she just...knows what a bar girl...knows.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

King of the Hill Products For Sale At E-bay Now

63 itemsPrice or
Current Bid
ShippingTotalTime
Left

Strickland Propane Funny T-shirt Grill TVs King of the Hill Crew Neck Sweatshirt

Buy: $24.88 Shipping:
Free
$24.88
19 days
15 hrs
48 mins
  • Condition: New without tags
  • Item Location: ZIP 93240, Lake Isabella, CA, USA
  • Shipping Type: Free
  • Seller: theshirtgeek   Feedback: 17,844.0 / 99.9%   Top-Rated Seller  Top-Rated Seller
  • See other items for sale from theshirtgeek

Strickland Propane Funny T-shirt Grill TVs King of the Hill Hoodie Sweatshirt

Buy: $29.88 Shipping:
Free
$29.88
19 days
15 hrs
48 mins
  • Condition: New without tags
  • Item Location: ZIP 93240, Lake Isabella, CA, USA
  • Shipping Type: Free
  • Seller: theshirtgeek   Feedback: 17,844.0 / 99.9%   Top-Rated Seller  Top-Rated Seller
  • See other items for sale from theshirtgeek

Strickland Propane Funny T-shirt Grill TVs King of the Hill Long Sleeve Tee

Buy: $17.88 Shipping:
Free
$17.88
19 days
15 hrs
48 mins
  • Condition: New without tags
  • Item Location: ZIP 93240, Lake Isabella, CA, USA
  • Shipping Type: Free
  • Seller: theshirtgeek   Feedback: 17,844.0 / 99.9%   Top-Rated Seller  Top-Rated Seller
  • See other items for sale from theshirtgeek

Strickland Propane Funny T-shirt Grill TVs King of the Hill Men's Tank Top

Buy: $17.95 Shipping:
Free
$17.95
19 days
15 hrs
48 mins
  • Condition: New without tags
  • Item Location: ZIP 93240, Lake Isabella, CA, USA
  • Shipping Type: Free
  • Seller: theshirtgeek   Feedback: 17,844.0 / 99.9%   Top-Rated Seller  Top-Rated Seller
  • See other items for sale from theshirtgeek

Strickland Propane Funny T-shirt Grill TVs King of the Hill Tee Shirt

Buy: $14.88 Shipping:
Free
$14.88
19 days
15 hrs
48 mins
  • Condition: New without tags
  • Item Location: ZIP 93240, Lake Isabella, CA, USA
  • Shipping Type: Flat Rate
  • Seller: theshirtgeek   Feedback: 17,844.0 / 99.9%   Top-Rated Seller  Top-Rated Seller
  • See other items for sale from theshirtgeek

Strickland Propane Funny T-shirt Grill TVs King of the Hill Adult Tank Top

Buy: $17.95 Shipping:
Free
$17.95
19 days
15 hrs
49 mins
  • Condition: New without tags
  • Item Location: ZIP 93240, Lake Isabella, CA, USA
  • Shipping Type: Free
  • Seller: theshirtgeek   Feedback: 17,844.0 / 99.9%   Top-Rated Seller  Top-Rated Seller
  • See other items for sale from theshirtgeek

New KING OF THE HILL HAT CAP MESH SNAPBACK TRUCKER CARTOON HANK BOBBY BOOMHAUER NEW for saleKING OF THE HILL HAT CAP MESH SNAPBACK TRUCKER CARTOON HANK BOBBY BOOMHAUER NEW

Buy: $19.95 Shipping:
$2.99
$22.94
20 days
5 hrs
10 mins
  • Condition: New with tags
  • Item Location: ZIP 75207, Dallas, TX, USA
  • Shipping Type: Flat Rate
  • Shipping Cost: $2.99
  • Seller: 1stchoicebargains   Feedback: 9,140.0 / 99.9%   Top-Rated Seller  Top-Rated Seller
  • See other items for sale from 1stchoicebargains

Vintage King of the Hill tee shirt, 2XL gray, working on my 6 pack, cotton, euc

Buy: $8.99 Shipping:
$3.50
$12.49
21 days
57 mins

New 2014 King of the Hill - Hank Hill - Love Me Some Merica - T Shirt L - NWT NEW for sale2014 King of the Hill - Hank Hill - Love Me Some Merica - T Shirt L - NWT NEW

Buy: $24.99 Shipping:
$4.25
$29.24
22 days
25 mins

New Trailer Trash Ladies T-Shirt Hillbilly Redneck King of the Hill Slang Quote S-3X for saleTrailer Trash Ladies T-Shirt Hillbilly Redneck King of the Hill Slang Quote S-3X

Buy: $24.38 Shipping:
Free
$24.38
22 days
20 hrs
2 mins
Search eBay
Search For Category Min. Price Max. Price Num. Items
to Show
© 2007-2017 Hank Hill Quotes.com. All Rights Reserved.
Terms of Use & Privacy Policy
Website by Tropical Web Works