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Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
  • Boomhauer: I tell you what man these ol' president elections waste of time man when all they do is just sit down man and don't do a dang thing about that dog man.
  • Bobby Hill: My sloppy joe is all sloppy and no joe!
  • Luanne Platter: (after Hank shows her a list of the 19 house rules)
    You know, Uncle Hank, God only has ten rules, and he has a much bigger house.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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