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Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
  • Dale Gribble: (In response to Hank telling Bobby he can't be a quitter.)
    Hell, I ain't no quitter. I've been smoking for 30 years.
  • Hank Hill: (Answering Bobby's questions about PMS)
    Bobby, some things are like a tire fire, trying to put it out only makes it worse. You just gotta grab a beer and let it burn.
  • Hank Hill: If Bobby doesn't love football, he won't lead a fulfilling life, and then he'll die.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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