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and all the other colorful characters you know and love from everyone's favorite Fox television show, King of the Hill.
Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
Dale Gribble: Gun's don't kill people. The Government does.
Hank Hill: I am the mac daddy of Hiemlich County
Dale Gribble: By now your name and particulars have been fed into every laptop, desktop, mainframe and supermarket scanner that collectively make up the global information conspiracy, otherwise known as "The Beast."
King of the Hill Summary
King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.