Hank Hill Quotes: Great Quotations from King of the Hill

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Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
  • Dale Gribble: But I need my kidney, it keeps my other kidney company.
  • Hank Hill: Why are we watching a foreign movie? You'd think if it was any good they would make an American version.
  • Hank Hill: (As Ted Wassanasong hands Hank a cigar)
    Don't mind if I -- oh, you probably didn't realize this, but this is Cuban. I'll just go ahead and destroy it for you.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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