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Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
  • Dale Gribble: They're trying to make me pee my pants, but they're too late.
  • Bobby Hill: (after Joseph says Connie's Aunt Flo is in town)
    Yeah, she probably heard Connie got her period.
  • Peggy Hill: You are nothing but a chatty cathy Hank. A giant 200-pound chatty cathy.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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