Hank Hill Quotes: Great Quotations from King of the Hill

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Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
  • Hank Hill: Why would anyone ever smoke weed when they could just mow a lawn?
  • Peggy Hill: (to Bobby)
    It's good to see you think you're making a difference.
  • Hank Hill: Bobby, I want to give you this cup. It was made from the finest American steel ever to come out of Pittsburgh, PA.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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