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Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
  • Nancy Gribble: The truth is like sunlight. People used to think it's good for you.
  • Hank Hill: My wife lies to me. My beer company betrays me. Americans are giving Mexicans diarrhea. What the hell is going on here?
  • Hank Hill: The only woman I'm pimping is sweet lady propane! And I'm tricking her out all over this town.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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