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  • Hank Hill: Disappointment? No! You make me proud! I've been disappointed by just about everything else in this town, but you? Not once. Damn it, you're my boy!
  • Cotton Hill: (eating turkey dressing at Thanksgiving)
    illie woman! Did you make this dressing?!? 'Cause it tastes like garbage!!!
  • Hank Hill: (Talking to Bobby)
    The only reason why your nails should be black is because you hit them with a hammer.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.

 

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