Hank Hill Quotes: Great Quotations from King of the Hill

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  • Hank Hill: (Reading a book on organic farming)
    When they say 'Mother Earth', they mean 'dirt', right?
  • Hank Hill: (Talking to Bobby)
    The only reason why your nails should be black is because you hit them with a hammer.
  • Dale Gribble: I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennesse walking horse that was looking at me funny.

King of the Hill Summary

King of the Hill, which debuted in 1997, is an animated series by Fox that portrays the Hill family — Hank, his wife Peggy, son Bobby, and their dog Ladybird — and their neighbors, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and Boomhauer, along with Hank's boss at Strickland Propane. Proud of their Texas heritage, the Hills espouse traditional conservative American values, including a solid work ethic and regular attendance at the Methodist church.


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