Hank Hill Quotes: Great Quotations from King of the Hill

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Today's Random King of the Hill Quotations
  • Dale Gribble: If you want, I can teach you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite.
  • Bobby Hill: I'm going to grow up without anyone to love, and die friendless and alone like Weird Al Yankovic.
  • Dale Gribble: You and I may be acquainted but we are not traveling companions. I am merely here to enjoy Earth Day and play some hacky-sack.

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