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Bill Dauterive Quotations From King of the Hill

  • Just think, you'll be married to a woman who knows everything about sex. I never been with a woman like that, except of course bar girls. Not that Peggy's a bar girl, no, she just...knows what a bar girl...knows.
  • Here's your bag and your whoop ass stick
  • Hank, guns have been around for years. If they were dangerous, I think someone would have said something.
  • (All four guys lying on a rooftop looking down on Milton St during the July 4th "battle".)
    I love how our hate for others brings us together...I love you guys.
  • I like beer. Don't you like beer? I mean, I love beer.
  • (When Peggy walked on Bill's lawn)
    Get off my lawn. I don't fertilize with poo.
  • (When Kahn is first introduced as a Laotian)
    The ocean?...What ocean?
  • (speaking to Hank, loudly and slowly, after Hank is kicked in the crotch by Bobby)
    You have been kicked in the testicles.
  • Today my life enters phase two: the GOOD years!
  • (Talking to Peggy while dancing with her)
    Boy, we'd have an ugly kid. ... heh heh heh .... I'd love him anyway ...
  • I mainly just know about possums.
  • (Bill has a flare in his hand)
    viva la resistance
    he throws a flare into firework stash
  • I'm so depressed I can't even blink.
  • He kept slipping away...just like happiness.

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