Hank Hill Quotes: Great Quotations from King of the Hill

Bill Dauterive Quotations From King of the Hill

  • Hank, guns have been around for years. If they were dangerous, I think someone would have said something.
  • I like beer. Don't you like beer? I mean, I love beer.
  • I'm so depressed I can't even blink.
  • (Talking to Peggy while dancing with her)
    Boy, we'd have an ugly kid. ... heh heh heh .... I'd love him anyway ...
  • I mainly just know about possums.
  • Just think, you'll be married to a woman who knows everything about sex. I never been with a woman like that, except of course bar girls. Not that Peggy's a bar girl, no, she just...knows what a bar girl...knows.
  • (speaking to Hank, loudly and slowly, after Hank is kicked in the crotch by Bobby)
    You have been kicked in the testicles.

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