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Bobby Hill Quotations From King of the Hill
- I think I messed up. I made Dad not like guns any more.
- I'm going to grow up without anyone to love, and die friendless and alone like Weird Al Yankovic.
- That's my purse! I don't know you!
- I'm a little worried about being a slut.
- Oh! Spoons! Can I assume the potatoes will be mashed tonight?
- (After seeing everybody bringing home deer)
Now I know how all the Jewish kids feel on Christmas!
- (Talking to Luann's plastic mannequin.)
Relax babe. It's just you and me.
- (To Hank)
Your hostility invalidates our contract.
- I like Jeff Gordon, he's handsome!
- My sloppy joe is all sloppy and no joe!
- Hey Dad! I like beer!
immediately vomits - There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad.... And there it goes.
- Has anyone smelled today's trash? It smells way better than yesterday's!
- My dad says butane's a bastard gas.
- (After Hank tells Bobby, "Hell, I'm proud of you, Bobby.")
Hell, I'm proud of you too dad.
- Mom...Dad...I made Luannne pregnant!
- I'm not gonna need my toys any more. After I learn Sex Ed, I'll be too busy dating.
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