Bobby Hill Quotations From King of the Hill

(After Hank tells Bobby, "Hell, I'm proud of you, Bobby.")
Hell, I'm proud of you too dad.
(to Connie)
Come on baby, why don't you come over tonight. I've got a new laser pointer.
(In response to an emu escaping Hank's garage)
I SAID I WANTED A PONY
I'm going to grow up without anyone to love, and die friendless and alone like Weird Al Yankovic.
I'm not gonna need my toys any more. After I learn Sex Ed, I'll be too busy dating.
I think I messed up. I made Dad not like guns any more.
(To Hank)
Your hostility invalidates our contract.
Hey dad , I like beer! ( puke )
There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad.... And there it goes.
There are 96 ridges on every checker...except this one.
My dad says butane's a bastard gas.
Hey Dad! I like beer!
immediately vomits
What are you talking about?
I like Jeff Gordon, he's handsome!
My sloppy joe is all sloppy and no joe!
I'm a little worried about being a slut.
Has anyone smelled today's trash? It smells way better than yesterday's!
(After taking a womens self defense class, he goes around kicking guys in the balls)
I don't know you! That's my purse.
(To Hank regarding the truck)
Permission to say hell yes.
Mom...Dad...I made Luannne pregnant!
(After seeing everybody bringing home deer)
Now I know how all the Jewish kids feel on Christmas!
(after Joseph says Connie's Aunt Flo is in town)
Yeah, she probably heard Connie got her period.
Oh! Spoons! Can I assume the potatoes will be mashed tonight?
I'm drivin' the Hell out of this truck!
(Talking to Luann's plastic mannequin.)
Relax babe. It's just you and me.
That's my purse! I don't know you!
(Answering thatherton)
No, im his son bobby and im waitin for my pie
It's not a crutch dad, it's just something I'm relying on to get me through life.

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