Bobby Hill Quotations From King of the Hill

There are 96 ridges on every checker...except this one.
I'm not gonna need my toys any more. After I learn Sex Ed, I'll be too busy dating.
I like Jeff Gordon, he's handsome!
My dad says butane's a bastard gas.
(After Hank tells Bobby, "Hell, I'm proud of you, Bobby.")
Hell, I'm proud of you too dad.
I'm drivin' the Hell out of this truck!
Hey dad , I like beer! ( puke )
I'm going to grow up without anyone to love, and die friendless and alone like Weird Al Yankovic.
(To Hank)
Your hostility invalidates our contract.
It's not a crutch dad, it's just something I'm relying on to get me through life.
Oh! Spoons! Can I assume the potatoes will be mashed tonight?
Hey Dad! I like beer!
immediately vomits
My sloppy joe is all sloppy and no joe!
Has anyone smelled today's trash? It smells way better than yesterday's!
(To Hank regarding the truck)
Permission to say hell yes.
I'm a little worried about being a slut.
What are you talking about?
(after Joseph says Connie's Aunt Flo is in town)
Yeah, she probably heard Connie got her period.
There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad.... And there it goes.
(After taking a womens self defense class, he goes around kicking guys in the balls)
I don't know you! That's my purse.
(Talking to Luann's plastic mannequin.)
Relax babe. It's just you and me.
(to Connie)
Come on baby, why don't you come over tonight. I've got a new laser pointer.
(In response to an emu escaping Hank's garage)
I SAID I WANTED A PONY
I think I messed up. I made Dad not like guns any more.
Mom...Dad...I made Luannne pregnant!
(Answering thatherton)
No, im his son bobby and im waitin for my pie
That's my purse! I don't know you!
(After seeing everybody bringing home deer)
Now I know how all the Jewish kids feel on Christmas!

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