Hank Hill Quotes: Great Quotations from King of the Hill

Boomhauer Quotations From King of the Hill

  • (After smelling something foul)
    Pee ol' dang ol' u man.
  • (When Bill begs Hank for money)
    Just give it to him man, money's like dang ol' wind man, feel it when its movin'.
  • Hey man I just dang ol' fell on my dang behind from these rollerskates man ow.
  • Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.
  • (Referring to his deaf date after Peggy asks about sign language)
    Dang ol she can't speak dang 'ol like we do man but dang 'ol tell you what man she speak the language of love man.
  • (talking about his favorite television show, Seinfeld)
    I tell you what, man, you see the part where dang ol' George come in there and he's talkin' 'bout tasting his own burp and Kramer comes slidin' in there, he always does that. Them New York boys, I tell you what...just a show about nothin'.
  • Yep.
  • I tell you what man these ol' president elections waste of time man when all they do is just sit down man and don't do a dang thing about that dog man.
  • Oh man oh man I tell you what!
  • (On Halloween)
    Dang ol' boo, man!!
  • For God's sake guys keep it down. I'm trying to get through a article on vintage Camaros, and I've been on the same dang page for twenty minutes.
  • Yeah man I tell ya what...Did one of them snipe hunts last night man with them sticks and bags and Whack! Whack! man, go Woooo-loo-loo-loo! ... Talk about big mistake y'all... It's right there in that cooler.
  • (Boomhauer is going cliff diving)
    dang ol' Jeronimoe!!!
    he dives into the water
  • Boy, I tell you what, man, that dang ol' CK One, man, just like catnip.
  • (ordering a meal)
    Fried filet of fried chicken... french fried side of fries... and some fried okra.

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