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Boomhauer Quotations From King of the Hill
- (ordering a meal)
Fried filet of fried chicken... french fried side of fries... and some fried okra.
- Oh man oh man I tell you what!
- Boy, I tell you what, man, that dang ol' CK One, man, just like catnip.
- Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.
- (talking about his favorite television show, Seinfeld)
I tell you what, man, you see the part where dang ol' George come in there and he's talkin' 'bout tasting his own burp and Kramer comes slidin' in there, he always does that. Them New York boys, I tell you what...just a show about nothin'.
- Yeah man I tell ya what...Did one of them snipe hunts last night man with them sticks and bags and Whack! Whack! man, go Woooo-loo-loo-loo! ... Talk about big mistake y'all... It's right there in that cooler.
- I tell you what man these ol' president elections waste of time man when all they do is just sit down man and don't do a dang thing about that dog man.
- I been calling y'all people for better than a month now, gripe 'bout y'all, ever time that dang ol' dog across the street start yappin' his jaw... 24-hours a day... nobody answers... How you supposed to come out here and do anything about that dog?... Ain't no computer gonna come over here and shut that dang ol' dog up.
- (On Halloween)
Dang ol' boo, man!!
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