Hank Hill Quotes: Great Quotations from King of the Hill

Cotton Hill Quotations From King of the Hill

Hank's cantankerous father, who lost his shins in WWII.

  • I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?"
  • (on eating rats while in a Japanese POW camp)
    I kept the last one alive so I could eat his droppings. Called it jungle rice. Tasted fine.
  • Them tojos came at me faster than i could gut 'em ,so i had to gut 'em faster.
  • Hey Hank's Wife, if you have an opinion to share, why don't you go in the kitchen and put it in a bunt cake.
  • I killed fity men in WW2
  • (After finding out Hank wears a synthetic behind)
    Good God, Hank! You're wearing butt-boobies!
  • Hey missy! How 'bout some sammiches?!
  • Sorry I'm late. I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR.
  • That's a good one, Hank's Wife. A woman fixing a car, that's like a pig trying to read!
  • (After Hank tells Cotton dinner isn't ready yet because it's only 3 in the afternoon.)
    I can't eat excuses!
  • I got my shins blowed off by a Japan-Man's machine gun, so don't come cryin' to me with your problems!
  • C'mon grease monkey, Lets tango!

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