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Cotton Hill Quotations From King of the Hill
Hank's cantankerous father, who lost his shins in WWII.
- I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?"
- (on eating rats while in a Japanese POW camp)
I kept the last one alive so I could eat his droppings. Called it jungle rice. Tasted fine.
- Them tojos came at me faster than i could gut 'em ,so i had to gut 'em faster.
- Hey Hank's Wife, if you have an opinion to share, why don't you go in the kitchen and put it in a bunt cake.
- I killed fity men in WW2
- (After finding out Hank wears a synthetic behind)
Good God, Hank! You're wearing butt-boobies!
- Hey missy! How 'bout some sammiches?!
- Sorry I'm late. I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR.
- That's a good one, Hank's Wife. A woman fixing a car, that's like a pig trying to read!
- (After Hank tells Cotton dinner isn't ready yet because it's only 3 in the afternoon.)
I can't eat excuses!
- I got my shins blowed off by a Japan-Man's machine gun, so don't come cryin' to me with your problems!
- C'mon grease monkey, Lets tango!
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