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Luanne Platter Quotations From King of the Hill

Luanne is Peggy's airheaded niece who lives with Hank and Peggy. Her name is a play on the "Lu Ann" platter at the real-life Texas-based restaurant chain Luby's.

  • Good thing I don't have terrible mind powers or else you would be in a thousand little pieces right now.
  • I can't live in a beer can uncle Hank! And I can't live in the trailer cause it's been tipped over!
  • You know .. at the Beauty Academy, they teach that people aren't black .. or white, or yellow, or red ... but their hair can be.
  • (after Hank shows her a list of the 19 house rules)
    You know, Uncle Hank, God only has ten rules, and he has a much bigger house.
  • (after her beauty school exam)
    Well, I passed lather, but I failed rinse...and then I failed repeat, because it includes rinse, which I don't think is very fair!
  • It is very important to always know your name. Here's a little trick I use to remember mine: I think of a man named Lu, and a woman named Anne. They meet in a kingdom in a forest - okay, maybe that's too complicated.
  • Mama's in jail. She was savin' a quart of beer for before bed, and Daddy threw it out, and she went after him with a fork, and the trailer tipped over, and everything turned upside down, and it's all gonna be on Real Stories of the Highway Patrol.

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