Peggy, Hank's wife and Bobby's mother, is a substitute Spanish teacher at Tom Landry Middle School. She is endowed with large feet and often-unjustified self-confidence. ... more about Peggy Hill
You cannot make authentic guacamole out of lima beans and Ritz crackers.
(When seeing a bumper sticker for a parent having their child being an honor student.) Oh yeah? My child is god to billions of asians!
As long as it took that river to carve the Grand Canyon, that is how long women have been learning to subtly manipulate relationships.
(referring to Bobby) I might be a mother, but I'm still a woman and I know a girl repellent when I see one. Hank, I want grandchlidren. Fix this.
(About Bobby) I might be a mother but I'm still a woman and I know a girl repellent when I see one. Hank, I want grandchlidren fix this
(to Bobby) It's good to see you think you're making a difference.
Now I know what it's like to be a crack head. I took one hit of real estate and it blew my head off.
Ovaries. Uvula. Uterus. Va...GINA!
Education is the sleeping pill that dreams are made of.
I used to be one of the finest mothers in the state of Texas and now, now I can't even wipe a baby.
You are nothing but a chatty cathy Hank. A giant 200-pound chatty cathy.
Ho yeah!
You don't even need me to make Speggy and meatballs?
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