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Random King of the Hill Quotations

  • Bill Dauterive: (Bill has a flare in his hand)
    viva la resistance
  • Dale Gribble: Bill!! Bill, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing?! That outfit makes you look like a sequined train wreck! Look at you!! You're part of a twelve-headed Jackass! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the blind!
  • Hank Hill: Yep, just walkin around in my lush, super plush, new lawn...
  • Kahn Souphanousinphone: A car is a car but an El Camino is a way of life.
  • Hank Hill: (reading pamphlet)
    "Cushioned shooting stands, heated blinds with automatic corn feeder". Well that's not hunting, that's shooting fish in a barrel.
King Of The Hill No Gut / No Glory Boxer Shorts for men

King Of The Hill No Gut / No Glory Boxer Shorts for men

These 100% Cotton boxers feature Hank Hill, Jeff Boomhauer, Dale Gribble and Bill Dauterive from King of the Hill, drinking beer and read "No Gut / No Glory" on the rear on a blue background. These boxer shorts are machine washable, have a button fly and a covered elastic waistband.


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