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Random King of the Hill Quotations

  • Dale Gribble: You and I may be acquainted but we are not traveling companions. I am merely here to enjoy Earth Day and play some hacky-sack.
  • Hank Hill: (telling Peggy about Connie getting her period)
    You know, that special time in a girls life..with the freshness and all...
  • Dale Gribble: Nancy, you been going to that healer for twelve years, and you still get headaches every night.
  • Cotton Hill: (on eating rats while in a Japanese POW camp)
    I kept the last one alive so I could eat his droppings. Called it jungle rice. Tasted fine.
  • Kahn Souphanousinphone: Look Mihn, redneck neighbor boy is getting it on with lawn trimmings!
King Of The Hill No Gut / No Glory Boxer Shorts for men

King Of The Hill No Gut / No Glory Boxer Shorts for men

These 100% Cotton boxers feature Hank Hill, Jeff Boomhauer, Dale Gribble and Bill Dauterive from King of the Hill, drinking beer and read "No Gut / No Glory" on the rear on a blue background. These boxer shorts are machine washable, have a button fly and a covered elastic waistband.


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