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Random King of the Hill Quotations

  • Hank Hill: If you'd like to learn more about sexual education, don't! Nobody likes a know-it-all who sits around talking about their genitalia. Now, I think you might like this next show, The X-Files. I always thought it was some kind of porno, on account of the title, but turns out it's all about two young people who don't have sex. Now, that's entertainment!
  • Hank Hill: Yep, just walkin around in my lush, super plush, new lawn...
  • Bobby Hill: There are 96 ridges on every checker...except this one.
  • Bobby Hill: (To Hank regarding the truck)
    Permission to say hell yes.
  • Dale Gribble: Can you mow your lawn in a hurricane?
King Of The Hill No Gut / No Glory Boxer Shorts for men

King Of The Hill No Gut / No Glory Boxer Shorts for men

These 100% Cotton boxers feature Hank Hill, Jeff Boomhauer, Dale Gribble and Bill Dauterive from King of the Hill, drinking beer and read "No Gut / No Glory" on the rear on a blue background. These boxer shorts are machine washable, have a button fly and a covered elastic waistband.


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