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Random King of the Hill Quotations

  • Peggy Hill: (About Bobby)
    I might be a mother but I'm still a woman and I know a girl repellent when I see one. Hank, I want grandchlidren fix this
  • Cotton Hill: I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?"
  • Hank Hill: My wife lies to me. My beer company betrays me. Americans are giving Mexicans diarrhea. What the hell is going on here?
  • Hank Hill: (On being offered prescription medicine)
    “Whoa there, Dr. Feelgood, I work at a propane dealership, not Woodstock.
  • Bill Dauterive: I like beer. Don't you like beer? I mean, I love beer.
King Of The Hill No Gut / No Glory Boxer Shorts for men

King Of The Hill No Gut / No Glory Boxer Shorts for men

These 100% Cotton boxers feature Hank Hill, Jeff Boomhauer, Dale Gribble and Bill Dauterive from King of the Hill, drinking beer and read "No Gut / No Glory" on the rear on a blue background. These boxer shorts are machine washable, have a button fly and a covered elastic waistband.


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