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- Nancy Gribble: The truth is like sunlight. People used to think it's good for you.
- Hank Hill: Oh God no, an anthill on my new lawn!
- Dale Gribble: Oh man. What kind of lefty hootenanny is this?
- Luanne Platter: (after her beauty school exam)
Well, I passed lather, but I failed rinse...and then I failed repeat, because it includes rinse, which I don't think is very fair!
- Bobby Hill: I'm not gonna need my toys any more. After I learn Sex Ed, I'll be too busy dating.