Hank Hill Quotes: Great Quotations from King of the Hill

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Random King of the Hill Quotations

  • Hank Hill: You can't just pick and choose which laws to follow. Sure I'd like to tape a baseball game without the express written consent of major league baseball, but that's just not the way it works.
  • Hank Hill: (to Bobby)
    Don't play lawyer ball, son.
  • Hank Hill: I wasn't flirting with her! I didn't even mention that I worked in propane.
  • Hank Hill: (after his father ran away from home)
    Has anyone seen an old man, about yea high, possibly shouting obscenities?
  • Hank Hill: An all Texas superbowl.....Thy will be done.
King Of The Hill No Gut / No Glory Boxer Shorts for men

King Of The Hill No Gut / No Glory Boxer Shorts for men

These 100% Cotton boxers feature Hank Hill, Jeff Boomhauer, Dale Gribble and Bill Dauterive from King of the Hill, drinking beer and read "No Gut / No Glory" on the rear on a blue background. These boxer shorts are machine washable, have a button fly and a covered elastic waistband.


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