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- Boomhauer: Boy, I tell you what, man, that dang ol' CK One, man, just like catnip.
- Hank Hill: (Talking to Bobby)
The only reason why your nails should be black is because you hit them with a hammer.
- Cotton Hill: Put your tatas up to Didi's tatas, we'll see who has the bigger MELONS!
- Kahn Souphanousinphone: A car is a car but an El Camino is a way of life.
- Dale Gribble: Enacted in 1966, the Freedom of Information Act — or FOIA — gives any citizen the right to request access to federal agency records or information. It's what I used when I took on the IRS for disallowing my status as a tax-exempt church.