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- Peggy Hill: (About Bobby)
I might be a mother but I'm still a woman and I know a girl repellent when I see one. Hank, I want grandchlidren fix this
- Cotton Hill: I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?"
- Hank Hill: My wife lies to me. My beer company betrays me. Americans are giving Mexicans diarrhea. What the hell is going on here?
- Hank Hill: (On being offered prescription medicine)
“Whoa there, Dr. Feelgood, I work at a propane dealership, not Woodstock.
- Bill Dauterive: I like beer. Don't you like beer? I mean, I love beer.