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Random King of the Hill Quotations
- Hank Hill: If you'd like to learn more about sexual education, don't! Nobody likes a know-it-all who sits around talking about their genitalia. Now, I think you might like this next show, The X-Files. I always thought it was some kind of porno, on account of the title, but turns out it's all about two young people who don't have sex. Now, that's entertainment!
- Hank Hill: Yep, just walkin around in my lush, super plush, new lawn...
- Bobby Hill: There are 96 ridges on every checker...except this one.
- Bobby Hill: (To Hank regarding the truck)
Permission to say hell yes. - Dale Gribble: Can you mow your lawn in a hurricane?
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