Hank Hill Quotes: Great Quotations from King of the Hill

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Random King of the Hill Quotations

  • Boomhauer: Boy, I tell you what, man, that dang ol' CK One, man, just like catnip.
  • Hank Hill: (Talking to Bobby)
    The only reason why your nails should be black is because you hit them with a hammer.
  • Cotton Hill: Put your tatas up to Didi's tatas, we'll see who has the bigger MELONS!
  • Kahn Souphanousinphone: A car is a car but an El Camino is a way of life.
  • Dale Gribble: Enacted in 1966, the Freedom of Information Act — or FOIA — gives any citizen the right to request access to federal agency records or information. It's what I used when I took on the IRS for disallowing my status as a tax-exempt church.
King Of The Hill No Gut / No Glory Boxer Shorts for men

King Of The Hill No Gut / No Glory Boxer Shorts for men

These 100% Cotton boxers feature Hank Hill, Jeff Boomhauer, Dale Gribble and Bill Dauterive from King of the Hill, drinking beer and read "No Gut / No Glory" on the rear on a blue background. These boxer shorts are machine washable, have a button fly and a covered elastic waistband.

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