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- Bill Dauterive: (Bill has a flare in his hand)
viva la resistance
- Dale Gribble: Bill!! Bill, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing?! That outfit makes you look like a sequined train wreck! Look at you!! You're part of a twelve-headed Jackass! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the blind!
- Hank Hill: Yep, just walkin around in my lush, super plush, new lawn...
- Kahn Souphanousinphone: A car is a car but an El Camino is a way of life.
- Hank Hill: (reading pamphlet)
"Cushioned shooting stands, heated blinds with automatic corn feeder". Well that's not hunting, that's shooting fish in a barrel.